Only a thin layer of hair under his shirt? Drives an eco friendly car? D: This must mean he’s EVUL itself!
Um, how fancy did Jesus and John the Baptist dress? Or for that matter, any of the disciples. Just saying, they weren’t known for being impeccably dressed so maybe that’s not the only gauge of good or evil.
Also, if you are just unlucky enough to not have much chest hair, do you need to get some hair implants there or are you doomed to be evil?
Oh noes - only a thin layer of hair underneath his shirt! Obviously he must be the bad guy…
You definitely missed a trick with the titling. “Harry Potter and the Manly Chest Rugs” would be so much better.
I’ve got to say that the first few chapters were rough for me. I was both enraged and perplexed. It blew my mind that such people could exist. It shouldn’t have, of course, as I’ve encountered many “Grace Ann’s” in my lifetime.
But then you introduced us writers to so much chest hair and the well spoken and groomed Dean Thomas. It finally clicked. You, sir or madam, are just so brilliant. This has got to be my favorite satirical fanfic ever. It enrages nearly everyone. The way you completely ruin the HP books could’ve been enough, but you offend women, Catholics, atheists, liberals, and the WBC. I’m in awe. Really I am.
You could’ve kept the rouse going. However you’ve revealed Greg to be both Professor Snape and your writing teacher. We can’t possibly take this story seriously anymore! Of course, I’m going to continue to read this. It’s too good not to. I’m hoping that Voldemort can be saved by taking some Low-T pills. That way he too can have a thick glorious carpet of chest hair!
Wow. You have truly shown me the truth in this chapter. I hope I can grow into a good, chest-hair loving Christian just like you!
I knew right away that the visitor would be evil when he was so egregiously lacking in chest hair. Truly a lack of chest hair is the mark of the Devil.
OH MY GOD THEY DON’T CALL HIM VOLDEMORT. IT’S HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED YOU SWINE. AT LEAST GET SOME OF IT RIGHT.
*snicker* Oh yes, only evil people drive eco-friendly cars! REAL good guys drive gas-guzzlers!
Also, got to love how the author inserts her own thoughts about things with no regard to whether it really fits in the story.
Also… obsessed with chest hair, huh? Odd.
so now being eco-friendly is a sin?! wtf?!
Yes because a member of Congress would be in t-shirts, and sweatpants. But hey, Voldemort cares about mother earth here. I am laughing every time i read this Grace Ann.
“only a thin layer of hair”
The best part of this entire series.
Shouldn’t Voldemort be in a crisp black suit with a bright red tie for maximum evil? Another lol worthy chapter